lazy river + margarita = wonderful way to spend the day.
(via summer-nightswithyou)
“My least favorite part is when women ask me how I do it. Recently a person was asking me about my schedule and, like, working mothers everywhere, and was like ‘Oh my god, how do you do it?’ And I realized that really means, ‘How could you do it?’ Isn’t that interesting? I was like, ‘I want to punch you fucking right in the mouth.’”
(via slacktides)
and i hate that stupid old pick-up truck you never let me drive… you’re a red-neck heart-break that’s really bad at lying…
(Source: jutsins, via summer-nightswithyou)